Issue 4 – Wednesday 2 August
It stinks!
Gregor Wilcken and Dennis Ewert, V39
For the last few days camp has really stunk – but what’s been causing it? A pile of poo or farmers spreading manure maybe?
It all began with a ride through our village on our handcart at almost 30km/h. We rode through our village, but lost control at the end of the path and crashed straight into the pile of poo!
“Shit!” we thought – except it really was! We had to spend a long time in the shower getting ourselves clean.
Later, however, we started to realise that it stinks all over the camp.
Was it just us, or did it come from the pile of manure that we crashed into?
We don't know, we can only state what we think:
• People from Austria near our village think that the stink came out of the sewage drain or the professional portaloos
Our opinion? We don't know!
• Jim from our village thinks that the stinks came from the wet ground
Our opinion? We don't know!
• Some people form Hamburg from Golden Monkey town think the stink comes from 1000 toilets falling over or from children missing the toilets!
Our opinion: We don't know!
• Some people from Mecklenburg-Vorpommern think that the stink came from the farmer who wants to annoy the campers from other countries!
Our opionion: It was the dung heap we crashed into!
Realistically, though, it’s probably the manure.
Don’t get mad – it’s already starting to stop smelling!